
Because it's the story of a BLOND girl tirelessly
pursued by a small, oddly shaped man?
The Big Bang Theory Season 8, Episode 7

MRS. WOLOWITZ: Howard,
there's a BLOND girl, Patsy, here to see you.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 12

and I'll give him sons
with beautiful BLOND hair.
Game of Thrones Season 1, Episode 6

You ripped out your own fake BLOND hair.
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 24

Blond hair, blue eyes.
Breaking Bad Season 5, Episode 14