
...bippity boppity boo,
our PANTS are metaphorically on fire.
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 10

And his tight little PANTS
that somehow did not make him sterile.
The Big Bang Theory Season 9, Episode 16

"Pants must be worn at all times
in the time machine."
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 14

Come on, I would not
have peed my PANTS.
The Big Bang Theory Season 7, Episode 11

Wait, it's not all PANTS,
there's one shirt.
The Big Bang Theory Season 7, Episode 3