
I would never use a TRANSPORTER.
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 12

And I got you
a TRANSPORTER, too!
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 20

Meanwhile,
Scotty's in the Transporter Room
Breaking Bad Season 5, Episode 9

He's got Scotty back in the Transporter
Room locked in on Chekov's stomach.
Breaking Bad Season 5, Episode 9

with real TRANSPORTER action.
Hot darn!
The Big Bang Theory Season 12, Episode 24