I would never use a TRANSPORTER.
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 12
And I got you
a TRANSPORTER, too!
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 20
Meanwhile,
Scotty's in the Transporter Room
Breaking Bad Season 5, Episode 9
He's got Scotty back in the Transporter
Room locked in on Chekov's stomach.
Breaking Bad Season 5, Episode 9
with real TRANSPORTER action.
Hot darn!
The Big Bang Theory Season 12, Episode 24